Mascot

Contessa couldn't quite keep track of Mascot and he's managed to escape not just her, but the boundaries of reality itself, slipping through a wormhole into the real world and mistakenly duplicating himself into exactly 100 marketable plushies. He's soft to the touch and features horns, embroidered features, and a nasty attitude. Mascot is roughly a foot tall. 

No hard bits, but you could probably choke trying to eat him if you tried hard enough. Neither I nor Mascot suggest eating him. 

This is a limited edition run of, unsurprisingly, exactly 100 units. Grab one now... and watch out for anything that he might bring along with him.